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The only true FREE CLASSIFIEDS in the Antelope Valley... Where buyers and sellers meet!
& ac $500 • 206-5815
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E. Lancaster: Close to everything, newly painted, very nice $500+ $100securi- ty. Pool & kitchen privileges, outside smoking • 206- 5815396
Pearblossom: Share house w/ 2 other adults on 1 acre w/ view. $450+deposit, pd utilities. Security gate. Must have income, transportation & references • 944-7468397
E. Lancaster: $375, pd utili- ties • 424-224-8435396
E. Palmdale: $500/mo, with bed • 323-633-9436393
HOUSE FOR SALE
Lake LA: 4+2, built 1988 $165,000 • 400-2494398
CalCity: Built 1995 $99,000 • 818-571-0659394
Boron: 3 Houses for sale by owner. $49-60k • 818-442- 1135394
over 200 houses & con- dos in the Antelope Valley. Bargain prices. These are bank owned, short pay, foreclosures. Call us today. Ask for Tony Austin 661-722-5255 or Betty at 661-944-7171
LAND
W. Lancaster: 5 acres. $20,000 • 944-7171
Yucca, Arizona: 2.5acs,
$5,000 • 728-7687 394
Cal City: Flat land ready to build w/ all utilities. Next to a house. In town $15,000 • 944-7171393
California City: Residential lot, all utilities $14,900 • 944-7171
Lake LA: 2.5 acres $29,900 • 661-944-7171
Mojave: 17acres, agriculture on Hwy 58, flat, surveyed (4Lots). Power in front $100,000 • 824-3333
3acres on Hwy 58. R1, flat w/ electric $48,000 • 824- 3333257
For sale: N. Edwards: 2.5 acres commercial land w/ 60’ Mobile Home, 2wells, 3,000sqft commercial bldg
today.
Betty at 661-944- 7171
MOBILE HOME
For Sale: Commercial zoned. 2.5acres w/ mobile home & 3000sqft metal bldg in No. Edwards $100,000 •
824-3333
336
posters, signs & otrher objects • 466-7918394
L.P. temple blocks, stand $85 • 530-370-9283394
55gal plastic drums $15ea • 530-370-9283394
Foam floatation device $25, good cond • 272-9273 bet
36 round. Top is felt, bottom rubber • 272-9273 bet 8am- 8:30pm376
Metal wheel for rolling gate or trailer. Made for holding a heavy gate or trailer $19 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm376
6” Solid Brass letters “N” & “W” only. Three of each. New in package. All for $38 or $7.50ea • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm376
Used turkey fryer. Needs gas hose. Heavy & sturdy $20 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-
8:30pm only Pulp Fiction dvd collectors
edition $13. 2 DVD set in good cond • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm363
Various trampoline springs, different sizes, $2-$4ea depending on how many bought • 272-9273 bet
8:30am-8:30pm 363
Riddick Trilogy w/ Vin Diesel. 3 movies in orig case. Include Riddick, Pitch Black & Dark Fury. $12 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm363
STORAGE/
SPACE
SeCure Mini STorAGe. $1 moves you in. Selected sizes. Call for details 24hrs Security, Private PO Boxes, No Deposit Required. Units 10’-12’ high not 8’ 661-947-5400 37560 Sierra Hwy Palmdale
SPORTinG
GOOdS
Man’s bike 18spd, 26” tires. Maroon & gray, almost new $80 • 818-219-1416394
Used helmet for hockey or football w/ full face guard $15 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm only373
VEHiClES
ACCESSORIES
Free: Small tires & wheels • 256-4904398
Engine stand $30 • 818-
219-1416 396
Super ride all season P185/80R13 $35 • 818-219-
8am-8:30pm
390
Heavy duty rubber raft w/ 2 paddles. Holds 2 smaller persons or 1 big person. No leaks $50, xlnt cond • 272-
9273 bet 8am-8:30pm
376
373
Portable poker mat $20. Roll up & fits in carry bag
REAl ESTATE
REAL ESTATE LOANS
Conventional, FHA, VA, Jumbo. Interest only, ARM. We have all programs • 722-5255
R/E BROKERS
•••Meridian Capital AV•••:
First time buyer program. Credit Problems Ok! Down Payment Assistance. FREE CONSULTATION. Call: Tony Austin / realtor: 661-722-5255
•••Betty Marcos••• - pli realty. First time buyers. Why rent when you can own. Little or zero down • 661-944-7171
FORECLOSURE
over 200 houses & con- dos in the Antelope Valley. Bargain prices. These are bank owned, short pay, foreclosures. Call us today. Ask for Tony 722- 5255 or Betty at 661-944- 7171
APARTMENT:
FOR RENT
rosamond palms
- Motel Apt Extended Stay $28/day - $750/mo - Large Studio w/ Kitchen $37/day - $850/mo
- 2 Room Double Suite $49 -$950/mo, Taxes included, Free WIFI & HBO & utilities • 661-256-1964406dp
HOUSE FOR
RENT
Boron: 5+2, ready now
$800 • 818-448-9829
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ROOM FOR
RENT
Lancaster: Newer home, near Nat’l Soccer field. $440/mo + 1/3 utilities, refundable dep. Shared bath, kitchen, plenty of park- ing. Background check • 483-4529398
E. Palmdale: $400, pd utili- ties, no security dep. Proof
of income • 208-5398 398
E. Lancaster: $500/mo, pd utilities. Pool. Can reduced rent to $250 for caregiving
& cooking • 789-8729 399
Palmdale: Furnished, $390, pd utilities & internet • 274-
0235 398
E. Lancaster: newly painted,
very nice room. Kitchen & pool privileges. Central heat
$299K • 824-3333
over 200 houses & con- dos in the Antelope Valley. Bargain prices. These are bank owned, short pay, foreclosures. Call us
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.
The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord."
He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.
As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the lion saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
A man went to a pet shop looking to buy a parrot. The shop had several parrots but one was priced much lower than the others. When the man asked why one was so much cheaper than the others, the pet shop owner assured the man that he did not want the cheaper one because it had a very foul mouth.
"I've tried everything, but I can't get him to stop cussing", he explained.
Eager to save some money, the man bought the parrot, sure he could teach the bird not to cuss. He too tried every-
thing to stop the parrot's foul mouth.
Finally, in frustration, he put the bird in the freezer to cool off. After a few minutes, he opened the freezer to find the parrot with a totally changed attitude.
"Please, I'll NEVER cuss again! Please let me out! By the way, what did the chicken do?"
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the hus- band.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”
This past Sunday Mary Ellen and Elisabeth went to the 10:30 AM service and the new pastor was long winded and his ser- mon was quite long.
After the service was finally over, Mary Ellen said to Elisabeth, "The sermon was beautiful don't you think?".
Elisabeth replied "Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I'm bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard."
She continued to say, "You know Mary Ellen at one point during the ser- mon I thought my butt went to sleep."
Mary Ellen said, "I know, I heard it snore three times."
An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:
Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or any- thing, Its just plain bread!
Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fall- en in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”
The mother replies, “I don’t like her."
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