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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doc- tor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appoint- ment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out any- thing," the hus- band replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm
married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108.
We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass the beer cooler.
One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun replied, “Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn’t feel com- fortable buying beer as I am cer- tain that it would cause a scene at the check-out counter.”
The first nun replied, “I can handle that with- out a problem” as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived
with a six-pack of beer.
“We use beer for washing our hair” the nun said, “A shampoo, of sorts, if you will.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a pack- age of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He, then, looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, “The curlers are on the house.”
An amateur pho- tographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess.
She looked at the photos and com- mented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good cooking pots."
JerusalemWaitresses Flash Bras To Scare Off Ultra-Orthodox Protesters
By Alyssa Fisher
The wait staff at a Jerusalem cafe lifted their shirts to scare away a group of ultra-Orthodox men after deal- ing with weeks of protests, The Washington Post reported.
Bastet, a vegan and LGBT- friendly cafe, is open on Saturdays dur- ing the Sabbath, the Jewish day of
rest. Each week, a group of ultra- Orthodox men walk by, con- demning the decision by chanting “Shabbos!” the Yiddish word for the Sabbath.
The men left at the sight of the staff’s bras
— looking upon them would go against Orthodox Judaism’s strict modesty rules.
A similar inci-
dent occurred in Jerusalem dur- ing
the Eurovision Song
Contest last month. Hundreds of ultra-Orthodox Jews clashed with police while protesting the decision to hold the final on the Sabbath. A small group of women counter- protested by taking off their shirts. The men took off right away.
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