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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputa- tion."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vaca- tion and five good leads..."
A professional boxer went to a doctor for treat- ment of insomnia.
"Have you tried counting sheep?" suggested the doc- tor.
"It doesn't work," replied the boxer.
"Whenever I count to nine, I stand up!"
Sign on company bulleting board:
“This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exer- cise:
* jumping to con- clusions
* flying of the han- dle
* running down the boss
* flogging dead horses
* knifing friend in the back
* dodging responsi- bility
* pushing their luck
A man running a lit- tle behind schedule arrives at the cine- ma, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie.
It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, drooping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits.
After the movie, the man approaches the dog's owner, "Wow, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I'm amazed!"
"Yes, I can't believe it myself," came the reply. "He hated the book."
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easi- er.”
So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Sexy Russian Doctor's Hot Looks A Bitter Pill
By Brad Hunter
But Anastasia Ivashevskaya, 26, has now come under fire for her slew of sexy snaps taken while wearing her scrubs and a nurse’s outfit.
Hospital adminis- trators in Moscow where she works were so red-faced they demanded the Hippocratic hottie take them down.
Female co-work- ers were also furious about the saucy snaps that feature the risque Russian in —
andout—ofher uniform.
The bawdy brouhaha was first reported by Russian news channel Mash.
The report stat- ed: “Her col- leagues are against Moscow’s sexiest doctor. Anastasia works in an emergency team and posts explicit pictures ... even in uniform. Her women col- leagues are demanding she deletes the pic- tures, consider- ing them inappro- priate for a med-
ical worker.”
But not everyone is bothered
by Ivashevskaya’ s naughty antics.
One fan said: “In which district should I die to see you?”
So far, it’s unclear
how Ivashevskay a has responded to her co-work- er’s demands.
According to the Daily Mail, she is afanofGunsN’ Roses, the Joker and computer game Resident Evil.
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