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Madonna Offers Oral Sex to Anyone Voting For Hillary Clinton
By Chris Jancelewicz
Madonna may be 58 years old and a veteran of showbiz, but she doesn’t seem to tire of throwing herself into controversy.
The pop icon offered oral sex to anyone (in this case, it seems, the comment is directed to men) who casts a vote for Democratic candi- date Hillary Clinton in the upcoming U.S. presidential election.
The singer, who opened for comedienne (and Clinton supporter) Amy Schumer on Tuesday night, made the lewd remarks to the crowd at Madison Square Garden.
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” she said to
cheers from the audi- ence. “And I’m good. I’m not a tool. I take my time.”
Madonna is an avid Clinton supporter, and has been showing her party colours on her various social-media accounts over the past few weeks. At the end of September, she post- ed a naked selfie to Twitter, which has now been deleted.
Wearing nothing but a grill and some jewelry in the image, Madonna pledged her support for Clinton. She closed her caption with “Nude Voting series #1,” indi- cating that there may be more to come.
She then posted an image to Instagram with Clinton superimposed between her legs.
As for Schumer, the comedienne hit back at the 200 Donald Trump supporters who walked out of her Tampa, Florida show last Sunday, reading a sar- castic open letter to a more receptive New York crowd.
“After the show,” she read in her open letter, “I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy — both the rich, entitled white people who are going to vote for him and the very poor peo- ple who’ve been tricked into it. And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual- assaulting, fake-college- starting monster!”
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