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An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'.
As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky.
Her father asked what was wrong.
As the staff gath- ered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
One day a hus- band says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.”
Finally after a week, the wife asks her hus- band, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
"Last week when we had an argu- ment, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you."
Patient: Nurse, I
keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, only spots.
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had pur- chased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examin- ing room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bot- tle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Strip down to your waist," the Doctor said.
She did. He pinched her nip- ples, then pressed, knead- ed, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examina- tion.
Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight, you don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
Two kids were deciding what game to play.
One said, “Let’s play doctor!”
“Good idea,” said the other. “You be the doctor who operates, and I’ll be the patient who sues.”
Hostess Selling Ding Dong And Twinkie -flavored Coffee
By Gael Fashingbauer Cooper | The Daily Meal
If you’re a fan of Hostess Ding Dongs, Twinkies, Sno Balls and Honey Buns, rejoice. You can now sip those sweet treats
in coffee form, because Hostess-branded K-Cups are now available in select stores.
The new K-Cups come in packs of 12 for individual flavors as well as in a 72-count variety pack, but right now, you’ll need to go to one of two spe- cific retailers to scoop them up.
The Hostess cof- fees can current- ly be found
at Blain’s Farm & Fleet, which has 41 stores in Illinois, Iowa, Michigan and Wisconsin, and at Rural King, which has over 100 stores in a 13-state area.
The products will be available at other stores later in the year, a representative for Hostess
told The Daily Meal via email. For now, Blain’s Farm & Fleet does offer the coffees online, but you’ll need to pay shipping.
Sorry, Hostess superfans, no
Cupcake or Ho Ho flavors are available for now — but come on, Ding Dongs are pretty close. And these coffees aren’t the only Hostess brand extension we’ve seen lately. Back in
December, Host ess Donettes and Honey Bun cereals were released. Both taste strikingly like their pastry namesakes, so we’ll assume these new cof- fees are also on point. If you pre- fer to have your coffee brewed by a pro, you can always sneak a pack of Ding Dongs into one of the best coffee chains in America.
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