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Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year, Buddy would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks are fifty bucks.'
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Edna replied, "Buddy, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks are fifty bucks.'
The pilot over- heard the couple and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
Buddy and Edna agreed, and up
they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his dare- devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word...
When they land- ed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, 'By golly, I did every- thing I could to get you to yell out, but you did- n't. I'm impressed!'
Buddy replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know..."
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
Three brothers each marry a woman.
The first one mar- ried a woman from Minneapolis and said to her:
"When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy."
He didn't see any changes on the first day, but the house was clean
and tidy on the second day.
The second brother married a woman from Dallas and said to her:
"When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table."
He didn't see any changes on the first day, not on the second day either, but it was as he had asked on the third day.
The third brother married a woman from Detroit and said to her:
"When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table."
He didn't see any- thing on the first day or the second or third day either.
On the fourth day, he could see a lit- tle bit with his left eye and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich.
KFC Customer's Disgusting Find In Chicken Order: 'Simply Outrageous'
By Tom Flanagan
A woman is demanding answers from
a KFC store after she
discovered deep- fried toilet paper in her order of chicken.
Disturbing video shows the woman holding the oil-soaked toilet paper, cov- ered in the fast food giant's famous batter.
The alarming ordeal happened on Monday at a store in Anji, in northeast China, roughly 200km from Shanghai.
The incident has quickly gone viral on Chinese social media site Weibo, with users disturbed
over how the toi- let paper ended up in her order.
"This is simply outrageous!" one person wrote online.
"Was the toilet paper used?!" another asked, while a separate user branded the discovery "dis- gusting".
Some people suggested the tissues had been intentionally cov- ered in batter before being placed in the fryer.
The woman says she attempted to eat them without realising what they were, Feidian Video reported.
She made an official complaint
to the State Administration for Industry and Commerce who confirmed the toilet paper was found inside her meal.
Further investi- gations into the matter have commenced, while the store's management is negotiating with the woman over compensation.
KFC is wildly popular in China and far outper- forms McDonald's, and enjoys the largest share of the fast food market of any Western brand.
In December, a KFC customer in Brazil claimed she found a cockroach inside a meal.
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