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The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauf- feur if he could drive for a while.
The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side
mirror, so he pulled over.
The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the win- dows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call-in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very important person
pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?"asked the trooper.
“Is it the Governor?" ques- tioned the chief. "No! This guy is even more impor- tant!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the troop- er, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."
One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail- ing over the fair- way and heads for the water trap.
But just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down to the water, and eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies off, and when it is over the green, a lighting bolt shoots from the sky and hits the eagle. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus turns to the old man and says, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you next time.”
Firefighters Rescue Passengers FromSinking Disney World Boat
Click Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncafys51RDo
By Ben Hooper
Feb. 28 (UPI) - - Firefighters were sum- moned to Walt Disney World in Florida when a boat on the Jungle Cruise ride took on water with pas- sengers aboard.
Disney visitors
posted photos a nd videos to social media Thursday when a boat at the Magic Kingdom attraction start- ed taking on water and sink- ing during the Jungle Cruise ride.
The Reedy Creek Fire Department res
ponded to the park and was able to safely remove all of the passengers from the sinking boat. No
injures were reported.
Disney officials said the ride reopened later Thursday.
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