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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up...”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“...Which bus would I take home?”
Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"
The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a- going courting Peggy-Sue."
The Father said, "When I went a- courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."
"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"
The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the
manager. When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your very clean kitchen.”
“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”
“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”
Wife: Why are you late?
Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Husband: No, I was standing on it.
Teen #1: I took the girl you set me up with to a matinee, we watched the Wizard of Oz. Afterwards we went to brunch.
Teen #2: Sounds great, will there be a second
date?
Teen #1: I don’t think so, during the meal she kept clicking her heels together three times.
I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters and memories came flooding back of the time I took my daughter out for her first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
I got her a Fosters. She did- n't like it... so I had it.
Then I got her a Carling Black Label, she didn't like it... so I had it.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.
By the time we got down to the Scotch I could hardly push the stroller back home.
Sex Robot Factory Laid Bare In Never Before Seen Pics of Half Completed Automatons
ByKirsty Card
An Instagrammer has exposed the inner workings of a sex robot facto- ry as it posts never-seen- before pics from behind the scenes.
The Real Doll (@realdoll) acco unt posted pic- tures of factory staff surrounded by bare, unfin-
ished man- nequins as staff continue to make the body parts.
The account that boasts over 46k followers has posted every- thing from barely completed dolls and robots to staff painting dil- dos.
The sex toy com- pany was award- ed the Sex Doll
brand of the year in 2020 at a time when sales soared around the world during Covid-19.
CEO of the US- based company, Matthew McMullen said: "We’re absolutely blown away with this award, and what it means within the indus- try to be select- ed.
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