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HOmE SERViCES
CUSTOM kITCHEN COUNTERS Fabricator & Installer Payless for Granite, Marble, Quartz, Travertine, Limestone Granite $25/sqft includes fabrication & Installations 818-738-4368 Locally owned & Operated
HOUSEWARE
Xmas & Thanksgiving china, serves 8 + extras $25/set •
944-7468
426
Complete kitchenwares,
make offer • 943-6071 426
Kitchen items available, too many to list • 723-0362423
Lots of nice X’mas items. Very cheap $2-$10 • 583- 2064421
Kitchen scale $50 • 723- 0362422
Hersheys kisses canisters & dispenser. 1 canister from 1982 Made in England, 1 in 1995 American. Also plastic table top dispenser. Great for Hershey or old candy memorabilia collectors $50 for set. I will not break • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm only373
New Ceasar Chavez framed wall poster/ picture. 40”high x 30”wide x 1” thick. This would look great on your wall $25 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm only373
APPLIANCEs
Food dehydrator $25 • 944- 7468426
Gas stove • 547-5495426
Matching washer/dryer, good cond $450 CalCity • 209-9244424
Toaster oven, like new $25 • 714-722-4391425
Used Whirlpool refrigerator w/ freezer, 18cuft, white cream, wokrs good $150 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm
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Kenmore sewing machine w/ foot pedal & chair. Works well $80 • 723-0362422
New ceiling fan light fixture in box. $25, Harbor Breeze • 272-9273 bet 8:00am- 8:30pm only404
New turkey fryer, large size w/ full tank of propane, xlnt cond $60 • 943-6071403
KIDs sTuFF
& TOYs
Baby boy & girls clothes $10-$15/package • 583- 2064421
Large bag of baby diapers $20 takes all • 943-6071413
Baby crib, complete, like
new $20 • 947-4343 399
Small boxes of new & used baby clothes. 3mons-1yr $10; 6mons-2yrs $20 • 947-4343398
Pocahonta doll & Barbies $3ea • 947-4343398
Barbie case on wheels w/ Barbie dolls $20 for all • 947-4343398
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EQUiPmEnT
& SUPPliES
Wheelchair lift, electrohy- draulic lift salvaged from paratransit vehicle. Was going to install in class A motorhome for crippled wife but she died. Complete, including doors & glass. Can deliver up to 25 miles. Xnt cond, $400 you pick up, $450 I deliver • 266-0368421
New bedside portable toilet for handicap/ disabled $50 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm364
Toilet lift ring/doughnut. Adjustable, ready now $22 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm363
Rolling walkers for disabled or elderly. Folds up. No brakes or seat. $25, great cond • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm only354
Pair of used crutches. Good cond. Adjustable 5’10”-6’6” height $16 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm only354
miSCEllAnEOUS
2 new Infinity IT massage chairs. Too many features to list $3000each or $5000 for both • 789-8729426
Prospecting equipment: Rock crusher, dredger, dry
washer • 451-3327 426
36” tall statue of Virgin Mary. Made of concrete. New glossy white paint. Great for yard decoration $35 • 272-9273 bet 8am- 8:30pm423
Free: Clean scrap wood for burning only. Not good for building • 272-9273 bet
8am-8:30pm
423
Retail Army/Navy inventory for sale! Showcases, fix- tures, everything • 824-
3333
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Foam floatation device $25, good cond • 272-9273 bet
8am-8:30pm
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Heavy duty rubber raft w/ 2 paddles. Holds 2 smaller persons or 1 big person. No leaks $50, xlnt cond • 272- 9273 bet 8am-8:30pm376
Sex Wearable Is Coming To Track Your Performance And Judge You
The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb con- dom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.
The ring, first announced last July, is currently available for pre-order on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date. But you can't actually put a ring on it yet -- the com- pany says it won't take your money until the product has a firm release.
In short, the i.Con ring promises to answer every burn- ing question you've ever had about your sex session. Don't worry, it will pair with an app for all your data visualization needs.
According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:
• What's my thrust velocity?
• How fast are my thrusts?
• How many calo-
ries did that sesh just burn?
• How many times did I just have sex?
• What's the aver- age skin tempera- ture of my... egg- plant?
• What's my girth?
• How many differ- ent positions did I just conquer?
Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let's gamify sex. What could go wrong?
The ring, which will come with a one-
year warranty, will have a Micro-USB charging port to pro- vide six to eight hours of "live" usage (not clear if this means thrust usage or something else). It will work with a combination of "nano-chip and sen- sors," and pair with your device via Bluetooth. (I thought it would charge kinetically, but maybe that's just a pipe dream.)
With zero pictures of the self-styled "future of wearable technology in the bedroom" on the site, it's hard to say
just how all this technology will fit into a tiny ring. The company did not immediately respond to a request for com- ment. British Condoms does say the i.Con will be available in one size with a "band adjust- ment feature."
Worried about priva- cy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."
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