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Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his moth- er reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irri- tated by the tick- ing of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."
Son: Mom, yes- terday when I was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom I was an dad’s lap.
At the supermar- ket, a man noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was
wearing thin as the boys called out, "Mommy! Mommy!" while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurt- ed out, "I don't want to hear the word mommy for at least ten min- utes!"
The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on his mother's dress and said softly, "Excuse me, miss."
Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"
Driver Pulled Over In Wisconsin Was Using A Camping Chair
By Ben Hooper
March 10 (UPI) - - The Wisconsin State Patrol shared a photo from a traffic stop in which a troop- er discovered the driver of a vehi- cle was sitting on a camping chair.
Troopers posted the photo on Twitter, explain-
ing that the vehi- cle had been stopped by a trooper from the North Central Region.
The vehicle was pulled over for an "equipment viola- tion," the tweet said.
"On his approach, the trooper noticed
the vehicle was not equipped with seats and the driver was seated in a camping chair," the state patrol tweeted.
The tweet did not say whether the driver was ticket- ed or given a warning.
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