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'I'm A Kardashian!' Claims Woman, Arrested For Attacking Neighbor
(WWJ) A Florida woman who claimed to be a member of a famous family was arrested for attacking her neighbor.
According to sheriff's investi- gators in Marion County, north- west of
Orlando, Crystal Jene-Amber Kohler "randomly approached" her neighbor last Friday and said, "I'm a Kardashian, I'm going to (****) you up!" then allegedly pushint h both hands.
In a Facebook post accompany- ing Kohler's mugshot,
the Marion County Sheriff's Office said the 35-year-old woman "may have watched too many episodes of KUWTK (Keeping Up with the Kardashians)" -- a reality TV pro- gram starring socialite/entre- preneur
sisters Kim Kardashian
and Khloé Kardashian,
et al.
When asked why she did what she did, Kohler reportedly told deputies that the victim is too "nosy." The vic- tim said that this has been an ongoing issue with Kohler, in which Kohler "yells at the vic- tim for no rea- son," the sheriff's office said.
Kohler was charged with one count of Simple Battery and lodged in the county jail on
a $500 bond.
Doctors Find Turtle Inside Woman’s Vagina After Having Pain
The ex-pat was taken to hospital in Tenerife, the largest of the Canary Islands, after experienc- ing severe abdominal pains.
Here doctors made the shock- ing discovery.
It is unclear how the turtle ended up inside the woman and she told doctors she has no recollec- tion of it being put there.
She began expe- riencing pain two days after going
out partying with British friends.
Police were called to the hos- pital by a doctor who was con- cerned the woman may have been the victim of a sexual assault, ABC News of the Canary Islands reported.
A police source in Tenerife said: “This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don’t either.”
The woman suf- fered a “serious infection’’ from the dead animal, believed to be a freshwater turtle and police have opened an inves- tigation into the incident.
“The duty doctors inspected her and saw that her discomfort was due to the fact that the woman, who lives on the island, had a dead turtle inside her vagina which had caused a serious infection,” police said.