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Texas Tollway Officials Seek Owner of Roadside Wedding Dress
By Ben Hooper
July 28 (UPI) -
- Tollway officials in Texas said they are trying to find the owner of an unusual piece of debris rescued from the side of a highway -- a wedding dress.
The North Texas Tollway Authority said workers doing a cleanup project on the Dallas North Tollway in Frisco spotted a white box at the side of the road that contained the
dress.
The tollway authority posted a photo of the white dress and train on Twitter in the hopes of find- ing the owner.
"This is not
a Sally
Field, Smokey and the
Bandit deal, it didn't go flying out of a vehicle per se. It's boxed up. It's clearly somebody's memory some- where along the way they lost track with it and
we like to reunite them," spokesman Michael Rey told KTVT-TV.
Rey said docu- ments inside the box indicate the dress was boxed more than 20 years ago, but the papers didn't provide many other clues point- ing at the identity of the owner.
He said the authority will hold the dress for at least 90 days while officials try to find the owner.
ALadygoesona vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man & after a night of passion- ate love making, She asks him, 'What is your name?'
'I can't tell you,' the black man says.
Every night they met & every night, she would ask him what his name was & he would always respond the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night, there she asked him again 'Can you please tell me your name?'
'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the black man.
'There is no rea- son for me to laugh at you,' the lady says.
'Fine, my name is Snow!' the black man replies.
And the lady burst into laughter & the black man got mad & said, 'I
knew you would make fun of it'. The lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my friends who won't believe me when I tell them that I enjoyed 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica..'
A guy suspects that his ageing wife is slowly going deaf so, standing some 20' behind her while she's reading he asks "can you hear me love?" Nothing.
So he takes a few paces forward and repeats "can you hear me love?"
Still no response, so he moves even closer and asks again "can you hear me love?"
Again nothing, so now standing about 5 foot behind here he tries once more...."can you hear me now love?
To which she responds......."for
the 4th time, yes I can hear you !!!"
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, sned me your dreams. If you are laugh- ing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
The husband, typ- ically non-roman- tic, replied; “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
My wife, and other ladies in our parish, count church donations every Monday.
This week she came home early.
When I asked, "Why are you so early?"
She replied, "Everyone showed up this week, so we did- n’t have anyone to talk about."
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