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Dad Shares Sweary Rant About Living With Plant-obsessed Wife - And Thousands Sympathize
When out doing the shopping, it's very easy to pick up one or two extra bits that you didn't really need.
For instance, we might grab a bot- tle of wine, just because it's a Wednesday or several large bars of chocolate to eat while watch- ing Netflix.
If we're feeling really indulgent we could treat ourselves to a bunch of flowers to brighten up the house.
But we probably wouldn't randomly come home with a tree.
One woman, however recently did just that, returning home much to the shock of her hus- band with not one, but two mas- sive plants for the house.
Australian parent-
ing blogger Sarah Kearns let her plant obsession get the best of her earlier this week and her partner, Brad real- ly wasn't very happy about it.
Brad took to their Facebook page, DaDMuM to share his thoughts on his
wife's latest pur- chase in a very sweary rant.
He wrote: "Does anyone
else’s wife have an issue with get- ting plants that are a REASON- ABLE F***ING SIZE for the house???
"I should have known when she
asked me to 'help lift the plants up the stairs'. I opened the front door to not one but two f***ing Jurassic sized trees. She said they were for our bedroom...
"So yep while y’all sleep peacefully in your warm beds tonight apparently these
plants are the only reason I can even 'breathe fresh air' in my house. It’s getting ridiculous. That’s a king-sized bed and I’m not even that small."
Alongside this he shared a snap of the gigantic plants towering over either side of the bed, while he sat
underneath one.
He joked that they weren't plants as they probably had birds nesting in them, adding: "I swear to f**k one of these leaves tickles my face and I’ll burn it.
"F**k my life."
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