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Father Kills Daughter,
9, While Showing Sons
Guns “Can Kill”: Police
By Nader Issa
A man has been charged with five felonies after his 9- year-old
daughter was killed when a gun dis- charged as he was telling his kids not to play with guns in Hobart, Indiana.
About 5 p.m. Saturday, officers responded to a call of a person shot in the 100 block of East 10th Avenue, according to Hobart Police. They found Olivia Hummel lying unresponsive with a gunshot wound in her head in the bed- room of the home. Her dad, 33-year- old Eric Hummel, was kneeling next to her.
“She’s dead. She’s f—ing dead,” Hummel told officers when they arrived, police said.
An officer found no pulse and attempted chest compressions before Olivia was taken to St. Mary Medical Center, 1500 S. Lake Park Ave., where she died at 5:25 p.m., according to the Lake County coro- ner’s office.
An autopsy Saturday did not rule on the cause and manner of her
death pending fur- ther investigation.
Before the gun went off, Hummel had told his two sons not to play with the gun because “it can kill,” police said.
The gun was unloaded when Hummel was show- ing it to his sons, police said. He later re-loaded the gun, but forgot he had done so. He told the boys “never use a gun” and “this is why” before he pointed it at his daughter, who had just walked into the room, and shot her in the head.
“He shooted her,” one of the boys told officers, police said. “They were playing.”
The boys also told officers that their dad had pointed the
gun at them and pulled the trigger at each one before it was loaded, police said.
“Pop pop pop,” the kids told
officers their dad had said, prompting one of the boys to run away.
When Hummel called his wife to tell her what happened, she dropped the phone and started screaming, she told police.
“I shot her. I’m so sorry,” Hummel told his wife, as he cried, according to police. “It was so stupid.”
Eric Hummel was taken into custody and was being held in the Lake County Jail.
With a very seduc- tive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, said her hus- band.”
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbut- toned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleav- age, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dol- lar bill.
He took the crum- pled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crum- pled up?"
"No, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him anoth- er sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crum- pled fifty dollar bill and started breath- ing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited
to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”
Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same prob- lem."
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"
Wife: What is differ- ence between com- plete and finish?
Husband: When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was fin- ished."
Even with a thou- sand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson.
"Maybe a video or something educa- tional?" I asked.
"No, that’s not it,"
she said.
We wandered the aisles until some- thing caught her eye, a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high- pitched sounds.
"This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law will hate it."
A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out andmydadisat home. If I fail in one subject, text me say- ing ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morn- ing to you and to your dad.’"
His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morn- ing to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"
Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."
"Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscre- tion could ruin your life."
"Don’t worry," she said. "I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married."
England has no kid- ney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
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