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Car jack $15 • 256-4904391
Parting out 1977 Ford F250 pick up, complete. Has not run for over 10yrs. No win- dows • 272-9273 bet 8am- 8:30pm only391
1973 Chevy am radio, origi- nal $25 • 943-6071390
1973 radio track, am/fm $40 • 943-6071390
1969 Fisher body service manual, very rare $35. In depth on everything but motor & Trans • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm390
Repair manual for 1984-94 Ford Tempo & Mercury Topaz. Slightly used, good cond $15 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm390
2)Door window for 1970 Chevy Nova $50ea • 266- 1947390
New in box motorcycle headlight CY50 $20 • 266- 1947390
Old chrome V6 metal emblem $19, some pitting maybe from an old International Harvester • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm387
Chilton Toyota truck repair manual from 1970-88. Includes wiring & vacuum diagrams. For Land Cruiser & 4Runner, 4wheel drive & diesel engines • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm only385
Mercedes Benz brakelight lens covers for 1970-1980’s. Disconnected, ready to go. One pair $68 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm377
Repair manual for Dodge full size pick up trucks 1994-96 $21 for 2WD & 4WD, gas & diesel engines • 272-9273 bet 8am- 8:30pm377
13” Dexter rim for very old trailer. Good cond $35 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm376
Repair manual for basic car- buration & fuel sys $35. The how & why for all things car- burator. Includes smog,
emissions, fuel pumps & lines • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm only373
Chrysler/Dodge/Eagle repair manual 1993-97 $18. Chrysler LHS, Concorde & New Yorker. Also Dodge Intrepid & Eagle Vision. In good shape • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm37
Flywheels for V8 Chevy motors $21. For older chevy motor • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm37
Used tire, 65% tread left $23. P215/65/R17 • 272- 9273 bet 8am-8:30pm only3663
Chilton’s repair manual for Mazda cars 1978-89, good cond. Models 323, 626, 929, GLC, MX-6 & RX7 $20 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm only352
Chiltons repair manual for GM cars 1982-1992. Covers Chevy Celebrity, Buick Century, Olds Cutlass, Pontiac Ciera $24 • 272- 9273 bet 8am-8:30pm only352
Emergency “Skinny” tires, 4 & 5 lug rims. Fits Ford, GM & others on 15” rims $15ea • 272-9273 between
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1 Used tire 215/60R16, good cond, 50% tread left $25 • 272-9273 between
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Chevy antique truck emblem w/ lock to open trunk. Not sure what make or year. Possibly mid 1950’s • 272-9273 between
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Mid 1950’s F250 emblem. One only, great cond $35 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-
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1” ball trailer hitch $15. No ball, just hitch. 1.25”x1.25”x13”long for rid- ing mowers & small tractors • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-
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Big rigs/bus tires snow chains $60/pr. Call for sizes • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm330
14” & 15” tire snow chains for passeger cars $25/pr • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-
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Transom mount for small boat. Strong & secure. Made of solid steel, has clamps on it $28 firm • 272- 9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm385
Canopy for small boat. Made of thick vinyl w/ metal frame. 61 1/2” wide at bot- tom base x 24” high. Older, been in storage $50 • 272- 9273 bet 8am-8:30pm376
Heavy duty rubber raft w/ two paddles. Holds 2 small- er people or 1 big person. No leaks. $50 xlnt cond •
There were 3 men who were working on a bridge.
One of the worker's name was John, the other one's name was Randall, and the last one's name was Joe.
So one day when the 3 men were taking a lunch break, they all opened up their lunch box and saw what their wives had gave them for lunch.
When John opened his lunch, he saw that he had peanut butter and jelly, so then he said, "If my wife gives me the same lunch tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this bridge.
Then Randall opened his lunch and saw that he had spaghetti and meat- balls.
So then he also said the same thing as what John said. Then when Joe opened his lunch he saw that he was having a chicken salad.
So then he said that he too was going to jump off the bridge if he got the same lunch the next day.
So the next day, all 3 men had the same lunch from yesterday and they all jumped off.
A week later when the funeral was scheduled, John's wife said, "If my sweetie- pie told me he wanted a new lunch, he should have told me!” then Randalls wife said "Why did he do it? Why??” then Joe's wife said, "Why did he jump off the bridge? He packed his own lunch!"
Q: Men often brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women who answer 900 numbers
A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of he favorite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the tod- dler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV.
He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.
Eventually the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been look- ing after him. On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea" and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.
The mother watched him drink it and said: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs gray!”
The child replied inno- cently: “Now I know why grandmother has only gray hairs on her head.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her fam- ily. Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.
Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing.
Then the farmer noncha- lantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easi- ly dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
Son: Dad, would you do my maths homework for me?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Son: Well, at least you could try.
Two barber shops were in red-hot competition.
One put up a sign adver- tising haircuts for 7-dol- lars.
His competitor put up one that read, “We repair 7-dollar hair cuts.”
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