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Obama Picks His Favorite Conspiracy Theory
By Steve Benen
The right has come up with more than its share of conspiracy theories related to President Obama. In fact, some of the more nonsensical ideas – he wasn’t born in the United States; he’s secretly non- Christian – began before he was even elected.
Obama sat down with
that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer. Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.
The president didn’t liter- ally use the words “Jade Helm 15,” but I think it’s safe to say that’s what he was referring to.
Helm 15,” were part of an elaborate conspiracy theory involving the Obama administration, the U.S. military, Walmart, and some “secret underground tun- nels.”
It all seemed terribly silly – because it was – but several Republican offi- cials, including senators, governors, and House members, at least pre-
Bill Simmons recently for an interview published by GQ, and Simmons asked a question I’ve wondered about myself. SIMMONS: What’s the most entertaining con- spiracy theory you ever read about yourself?
OBAMA: That military exercises we were doing in Texas were designed to begin martial law so
In case anyone’s forgot- ten about this one, let’s recap. Earlier this year, the military organized some training exercises for about 1,200 people in areas spanning from Texas to California, which started in mid- July. Somehow, right- wing activists got it in their heads that the exercises, labeled “Jade
tended to take it serious- ly for a short while. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) even felt the need to order the Texas Guard to “monitor” the military exercises – just in case.
The training exercises wrapped up in September without inci- dent.
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