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Half an hour later and 2 rolls of toilet paper later, Neyol was sitting on the toilet bowl cover, looking at the toilet stall door. Unfortunately for him, the zombies were still bashing the toilet stall door non- stop with no actual effect on the door, but there was some unforeseen side effect for Neyol.
“For crying out loud!” shouted Neyol in annoyance. “If I knew that I would be stuck here for half an hour with a stinking rotting corpse and 2 zombies bashing the toilet stall door, I would have probably faced them when they charged at me!”
Suddenly, a screw fell from the top hinge of the toilet stall’s door. Neyol looked at the fallen screw with horror.
“Crikey” whispered Neyol softly as he looked at the toilet door’s hinge, “The buggers are really step- ping up their game. I guess I’ll have to take them out with my fighting skills.”
Neyol immediately started looking around for anything useful that could be used for his survival. The only things he could find were a toilet plunger with a wooden handle, which Neyol recent- ly used to unclog the toilet, some really sticky duct tape, a toilet seat cover made of plastic and a U-shaped toilet ring, which was also made of plastic.
The first thing Neyol did was take out his trusty pocketknife and started carving the wooden handle of the toilet plunger into a pointy spear.
The second thing Neyol did was rip off the U-shaped toilet ring. He then broke the toilet ring in half by cutting it in half with his trusty pocketknife.
Neyol then finally used the duct tape to attach the cut-in-half-toilet rings on his arms. Now Neyolwas ready to face the zombies in a 1 Versus 2 brawl.
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Neyol took up his position on top of the toilet seat cover, so that he had the ‘higher ground’advan- tage. At this that point, Neyol was fully prepared to engage with the zombies banging on the toilet stall doors as he was equipped with a toilet plunger spear, toilet ring arm guards andbadass black jacket and trousers that were more or less zombie proof.
Immediately after Neyol took his ‘higher ground’ position on top of the toilet seat cover, the second screw from the top hinge of the toilet door fell on the ground with a sound similar to a coin drop. There was a strong barge from the zombies and the toilet stall door tilted towards Neyol with an an- gle of 45 degrees towards him.
The 2 zombies then started trying to grab Neyol, but their arms weren’t long enough to reach him. Nonetheless, the zombies continued trying to grab Neyol.
Neyol stood his ground, unfazed by the sudden zombie charge. He made a defensive stance by
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