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my very handsome face!” he shouted as he sighed heavily. At that point, all hope drained away from Neyol and he started to give up on life.
“Alright, cruel world, do your worst!” shouted Neyol.
He was about to release his arms from blocking the zombie, but Neyol suddenly remembered some- thing.
“That’s it!” shouted Neyol, “I’m going to die, but NOT TODAY!”
Neyol punched the zombie in the face and used his left toilet ring arm guard to block the zombie’s from biting him. He then used his right hand to grab the bottom yarn part of a nearby mop and pulled the mop towards him and grabbed its wooden handle.
Neyol then shoved the mop handle inside of the oral cavity of the zombie. The zombie started to chew on the handle, but it was a pointless attempt trying to break it as it was made of wood.
Neyol continued to shove the wooden handle into the zombie’s oral cavity to the point where if the zombie was still Human, then it would vomit due to its gag reflex activating. However, the zombie didn’t have a gag reflex. Therefore, there was no vomiting, so Neyol kept pushing the mop’s handle through the zombie’s oral cavity.
“Suck on this!” Neyol shouted and made a very forceful thrust.
The mop’s handle went through the zombie’s oral cavity, right through the medulla oblongata and directly came out of the other side of the zombie’s head. The zombie cased its movement and its head fell on Neyol’s head with the broom attached to it.
“Now that’s the reason why you shouldn’t suck on big things! Bigger isn’t always better!” He ex- claimed as he took out the broom with a sigh.
He removed the pressure of the suction cup on his chest and pushed the zombie off him. He stood up and looked at himself in the mirror for the final time. His jacket and bit of his face were covered with blood, but he didn’t bother cleaning it as it would just become dirty again if another zombie attacked him.
He grabbed his toilet plunger spear and was about to open the door, but his thoughts stopped him from opening the door.
“There could be more zombies on the other side, but in the same time it might also be a chance to escape.”
Neyol waited for a minute and weighed the pros and cons of exiting the toilet. After that crucial min- ute of thinking, Neyol made his final decision. His decision was that he would exit the toilet and face whatever is out there.
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