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   Senior Superlatives
most likely to...
By: Sarah Park and Leyan Zhai
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Luke Adams: Most likely to successfully fake his death using magic.
Kenny Akers: Most likely to program the Salesforce tower lights to transmit dad jokes in morse code.
Matthew Barber: Most likely to use slang in front of the president.
Anna Barton: Most likely to invite all the losing Olympic athletes to her gold medalist after party.
Olivia Beriker: Most likely to keep a Bernese Mountain dog in her dorm room.
Brennan Birn: Most likely to have a saxophone solo at his own wedding.
Annie Boyle: Most likely to own 1000 golden retrievers. Charlie Brandin: Most likely to win an award for knowing all the lyrics to every song created.
Andy Cacho: Most likely to argue with a judge after he gets acquitted.
Livie Carusi: Most likely to meet her parasites face to face on the battlefield and win.
Joseph Casente: Most likely to give his test grader a seizure because of how he answers his test questions with different colored pens.
Daniel Cassel: Most likely to Dan-splain his way into your conversation.
Aidan Chandra: Most likely to become a tree.
Andrew Cheng: Most likely to wear Balenciaga sneakers to a mud run.
Genevieve Chiu-Schaepe: Most likely to make her own engagement ring out of glass.
Vivian Chuang: Most likely to become a millionaire by monopolizing the boba industry.
Matthew Cirimele: Most likely to bring his laptop to graduation.
Cameron Cronwall: Most likely to mansplain motors to an engineer.
Zoe Daniel: Most likely to buy a bird and name it Taylor swift.
Elliot Dauber: Most likely to perform at his own wedding. Paul Duling: Most likely to run all the way to college. Nonso Elelleh: Most likely to become the head of La Croix.
Hannah Feldmeier: Most likely to calmly watch the world burn.
Stuart Feng: Most likely to forget to go to college.
Shannon Fitzgerald: Most likely to become best friends with Billie Eilish. Joshua Galloway: Most likely to make brainstorm rooms a national phenomenon.
Tessa Geoly: Most likely to be americas next top cheerleader.
Matthew George: Most likely to speak German.
 






































































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