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Where tO GO - WithOut leAviNG hOMe... I have been in many places in my life but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends and family. I live close so it’s a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity any- more. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I’ve been in Flex- ible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often
as I’m getting older. One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before! I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there. I haven’t been in Continent lately, but my travel agent says it may still be on the list...
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year- old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!” “Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “80 is the worst age of all!” “Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old. “No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.” “Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old. “No, I crap every morning at 6:30.” With great exasperation, the 60-year-
old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?” “I don’t wake up until 7:00!”
I can't remember which one of you gave me this story.
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