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 The Bright Side of Aging
Vol. XX, Issue XI
The Prayer of the Sages...
 Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth. May there always be work for your
hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
Dees r GREAT! You’re killin’ me wit dees!
Just 4 Laffs...
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
We went to a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu; you just get what you deserve.
I don’t know about you, but I just don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Yeah, he says he’s into fitness, but the only exercise he ever does is diddly-squats.
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