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He said, "IVlr. James, this is very unusual. I ha,·e been a judge for 10 years. I've been on the bench for 10 years. I have taught as a law professor at three law schools. I am a member of two state bars. I have practiced every kind of law there is. In a court of law, you plead 'guilty', 'not guilty' or 'no contest'. What do you mean, you plead the blood?" I said, ''Your honor, I want to explain upfront that I was speeding. This is my confession." He smiled and said, 'We all speed sometin1es." I said, "But your honor, I was driving my wife's car and whenever I drive her car, before I put the key in, I usually pray, but that morning, I forgot to pray. I usually pray and say, 'Lord, God in Jesus' name, protect me
as I drive mamma's car, because you know how she will act if something happens to her car when I'm driving it.' I said, 'Lord, you know you got all of these folks out here smoking Mississippi herbs and drinking this ignorant oil. They're driving all wild and crazy. Please don't let me have no accident with this woman's car and Lord, God, you know; I might drive a little fast. So take all tl1e highway patrolmen either bind them or blind them. The ones you don't bind, blind and the ones you don't blind, bind and let me speed on where I'm going'." I said, ''Your honor, I didn't pray that time and I got that ticket, but I was speeding. But I want you to
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