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Fun and games
It’s one of those days. You are SO bored. You’ve played all your games, all your friends are out of town, there’s nothing on TV or the ENTIRE internet, you’ve picked your nose until you’ve actually scraped your brain and you’ve counted every single piece of fluff on your carpet (3,795 to be exact).
There’s literally NoThInG to do. You’re even considering starting a conversation with your parents about how your day at school was.
OK, you’re not tHaT bored.
But if you think YoU’vE GoT iT BaD, at least your choice of entertainment
doesn’t include a man doing bottom burps while jumping and whistling.
We know, we know, that actually sounds pretty funny. But if you consider the kind of things he might have had to eat in medieval times (see the chapter on diet if you enjoy feeling queasy) you really have to think again. It might have sounded hilarious, but it wouldn’t have SmElLeD hilarious.
What do you think It stinks. of his act? Literally!
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