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Example 1: Nowadays you might see a bad tackle at a football match that makes you go: “Ooooo, I bet that stung.” Back then you might watch someone be poked to death with a giant fork and turned into bEaR-fOoD.
Example 2: Nowadays if you get head lice, it’s treated with lotion and a good comb. Back then? A noggin-full of gOaT PoO!
Example 3: Nowadays you might order a burger and fries at a fast food joint. Back then you’d end up with a mcudder and a side-order of BrAiN sPrEaD.
More poo, please!
We're all out of brain burgers for today!
So before you start rolling around dramatically on the ground screaming:
“iT’S sO uNfAiR! I hAvE iT sOoOoOoO BaD!” here is the news: you really don’t!
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Still think you've got it bad?
