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CAMEMBERT STINKS!
LESSON — DON’T NAME YOUR CHILDREN AFTER CHEESE
Cammy and I weren’t always best friends. I mean, we were always friends but we never used to be proper (capital letters) Best Friends.
It happened during a Year 5 school trip to see the 􏰀􏰁􏰂􏰃􏰄 􏰆􏰇􏰈 􏰉􏰊 􏰄􏰋􏰌 􏰀􏰁􏰂􏰇􏰍􏰎 􏰏􏰋􏰐􏰄 􏰀􏰐􏰃 􏰄􏰋􏰌 􏰍􏰐􏰑 􏰁􏰒􏰂 􏰓􏰌􏰃􏰄 friendshipness was sealed.
Cammy says it was fate, but I’m pretty certain it was the cheese.
Note to reader: Cammy’s full name is Camembert. In case you don’t know, Camembert is also the name of a rather stinkful French cheese (Cammy’s mum’s a bit weird).
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