Page 30 - CBA 1993 YEARBOOK

le n u G j
'Acai
?
s C^^
:Aca
» < <N ¥• ;
ilAci
adeii
rc!^y
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
Go to the bathroom and never come back.
My dog died and I'm in mourning!
I broke a brain cell and I'm not coordinated any­
more.
My pantyhose takes too long to put on!
It's against my religion!
My father refuses to let me participate in gym class
because I'm not allowed to have any body contact
until I'm 21.
I was attacked by a psychopathic beaver who ate
my gym clothes.
My contacts fell out and I can't see anything!
I don't feel like getting sweaty!
I've fallen and I can't get up!
C'>''v.s'• •\/' \
u le iiii
Acai
ics-. ^deiiii
IcsA-: seem so! Everyone is able to think of an excuse to get out of gym, regardless of how ludicrous it may sound. Listed here are The Top Ten Excuses you can use to skip gym class, and I mean do try!
Gym Teachers Beware!
Does anyone ever go to gym anymore? It surely doesn't
j# 4
Ready for soccer practice? Hei­
di Aumiller anticipates another
successful season.
It must be last minute home­
work. Erin Overend and Doug
Tankersley can only guess what
classwork their friend is finish­
ing up.