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THE THE ‘X’ CHRONICLES NEWSPAPER ‘X’ CHRONICLES NEWSPAPER Planet Earth’s ONLY Paranormal / Parapsychology Newspaper Vol. 13, No 10 ISSN - 1499-8599 (E-dition) / ISSN - 1499-8602 (CD-ROM) October 2008 4.95 (US) BLOSSOM BLOSSOM GOODCHILD’S GOODCHILD’S UFO UFO A A NO SHOW NO SHOW Australian Announces UFO and the Deep South's famous hospitality. Actually, Goodchild isn't quite certain Some things just seem to go together. to Visit Alabama on Like southern and hospitality. Like peas and that the UFO will come to Alabama, she said. She said that the alien communication stated: October 14, 2008 carrots. Like Forrest and Jenny. Like Alabama "We give to you the name of Alabama." In fact, in her channeling, Goodchild said the aliens and UFOs. Heck, even Australian alien channelers with 60's lovechild names like informed her they would appear in the southern Blossom Goodchild know that. hemisphere. Alabama is in the northern Blossom Goodchild Channels hemisphere. "Federation of Light" Aliens En Route To Perhaps Goodchild's channel was a bit Alabama static-y. Or she dropped the call. So she asked Blossom Goodchild is an Australian the aliens about this discrepancy. They told her actress who announced to the world that visitors that Alabama "used to be" in the southern from the "Federation of Light" would visit the hemisphere. Technically, according to tectonic Earth to once and for all still the tongues of plate theory and continental drift, this would be Blossom Goodchild Channels UFO detractors by allowing themselves to be true. This bit of confusion by the aliens would seem to signal that they haven't been to Earth in seen. "Federation of Light" Aliens En According to Goodchild, a massive quite some time. Route to Alabama mothership will hover for 72 hours, demonstrating that beings other than humans Good people of Alabama, you are not exist in the universe. Continued On Page 2 alone. A UFO is coming for a visit. The aliens Blossom Goodchild told an online come in peace and love, so do not be afraid. tabloid that is over the edge with UFO The ‘X’ Zone Radio They come in the name of simply believers, the "Federation of Light" contacted The ‘X’ Zone Radio demonstrating that they actually exist and in the her telepathically, through ESP. The aliens told Show and The ‘X’ Show and The ‘X’ hope of staging a good photo-op. Everyone is her that they would visit the Earth on October Chronicles Newspaper invited. So put on your best Sunday-go-to- 14, 2008. Chronicles Newspaper meetin's. The event will take place over a 72- And where is this glorious event to take are now available at hour period starting October 14, 2008. Bring place? Alabama. Home of Bear Bryant, football, are now available at cameras. Forrest Gump and country music supergroup The APP Store! The APP Store! Perhaps they heard about the Alabama's Alabama. Oh, and Helen Keller.