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Mad Lib Contest Winners Thanks to everyone who participated in our Mad Libs contest! Here are two entries that we thought were pretty entertaining.
Title: Little Stevie and the Skateboard A child attending a study visit shares some unusual experiences.
Little Stevie is so excited to visit with the study team because everyone is so happy.
Every time he comes in they want to know all about how he has been and he loves telling stories.
So, he jumps right in to tell them about the last few days.
“This may sound a bit weird, but this week I experienced pounding heartbeats.
My lips turned blue and swelled up to the size of a small elephant.
I see stars when I look at lights and hear bells when I listen to music.
My mom said I should play with friends outside more often, but last time I tried that, I fell
and broke Mark’s skateboard.
When Dad found out he said, “wow!” and laughed.
We ran over here on skates.
Last time you gave me a sucker, but it’s okay, because I got a new skateboard on the way home.
The study coordinator says, “Now, this all happened since you saw Dr. Kavorcian five days ago?” Submitted by Liberty Adair, Hillcrest Imaging Department Waco Region
Title: Un dia en mi vida A child attending a study visit shares some colorful experiences.
Little Donovan is so excited to visit with the study team because everyone is so bloody.
Every time he comes in they want to know all about how he has been and he loves telling stories.
So, he jumps right in to tell them about the last few hours.
“This may sound a bit scary, but this week I experienced a spooky boy.
My earlobe turned chartreuse and swelled up to the size of a small skeleton.
I see branches when I look at rakes and hear “AGH....” when I listen to leaves.
My mom said I should trick or treat with kids outside more often, but last time I tried that, I played and broke Charlie Brown’s ghost.
When Dad found out he said, “Windy!” and jumped.
We hopped over here on a gourd.
Last time you gave me a pumpkin, but it’s okay, because I got a new apple pie on the way home.
The study coordinator says, “Now, this all happened since you saw Dr. Madeline five milliseconds ago?” Submitted by the Abdominal Transplant Team
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