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Dolly wanted a new living room set but her hus- band kept saying.
“No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set.
Every day he would say. “No.”
One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.
When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said.
“You can have that living room set you have been wanting, but only on one con- dition.”
Dolly was so excited!
“Anything you want, honey!”
“Well.” He began.
“When you grow hair on your chest, I’ll buy you that living room.”
“Grow hair on my chest?”
Dolly was devas- tated.
“How am I going to do that?”
Her husband just smiled and went off to work.
Arriving home that night, he found Dolly waiting for him.
Her eyes sparkled and the smile she wore was almost as big as the day they wed.
“Honey.” She trilled. “I ordered my living room set this afternoon!”
“You did?” Her husband stam- mered.
“You have hair on your chest now? I mean real hair, not a toupee, or some animal hair pasted on!”
“I sure do!” She replied.
“No way! Let me see it.” Replied her husband.
“OK!” She said as she lifted up her skirt.
“There it is!” She pointed to her pri- vates.
“HONEY! That is not your chest!”
“Oh, yes it is! Before we were
married it was your ‘hope’ chest. Since we’ve been married it’s been your ‘tool’ chest. And if I don’t get my living room set, it’s going to be the ‘communi- ty’ chest!”
One morning while his wife was making breakfast,
a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your gir- dle.”
The wife was angry but said nothing.
The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said,
“If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
The wife grabbed her husband’s penis and replied,
“and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mail- man, the garden- er, the pool man, and your brother!”
Texas Car Wash Freezes Solid During Cold Blast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gutIbsohTFY
By Ben Hooper
Dec. 27 (UPI) - - The cold weather that swept through Texas led to a car wash being frozen solid and apparently dam- aged.
posted to Instagram by user @guthrie.atx shows the HEB car wash in Lakeway, just outside of Austin, with its interior filled with huge icicles.
brush roller is seen completely encased in ice.
The video was filmed Saturday when tempera- tures in the area dipped into the low double- digits.
A video
The car wash's
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