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Monday Marks Final Day To See 'Chicagohenge' Phenomenon
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By Ben Hooper
Sept. 22 (UPI) -- The arrival of fall coincides with an unusual twice- yearly milestone in Chicago, the so-called "Chicagohenge" phenome- non where the sunset and sunrise line up with the city's grid.
The Adler Planetarium said Chicagohenge arrives twice a year, at the start of spring and the beginning of autumn.
The planetarium said the fall Chicagohenge began Friday, and Monday offers the final glimpses of the phenomenon until next spring.
East-facing onlookers saw the sun framed by Chicago's buildings in the morning, and a similar sight could be seen from the west at sundown -- but some viewers this
year reported cloudy weather spoiling the views.
Monday night's sunset -- about 6:47 p.m. local time -- will close out this year's Chicagohenge.
"Finding a place to spot Chicagohenge is a no- brainer! Simply find one of Chicago's east-west facing streets, pick a spot 5-10 minutes before sunrise or sunset, and enjoy the view," the planetarium said.
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her hus- band kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set.
Every day he would say. “No.”
One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.
When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said.
“You can have that living room set you have been wanting, but only on one con- dition.”
Dolly was so excited!
“Anything you want, honey!” “Well.” He began. “When you grow hair on your chest, I’ll buy you that living room.” “Grow hair on my chest?”
Dolly was devas- tated.
“How am I going to do that?”
Her husband just smiled and went off to work.
Arriving home that night, he found Dolly wait- ing forhim.
Her eyes sparkled and the smile she wore was almost as big as the day they wed.
“Honey.” She trilled. “I ordered my living room set this after- noon!”
“You did?” Her husband stam- mered.
“
You have hair on your chest now? I mean real hair, not a toupee, or some animal hair pasted on!”
“I sure do!” She replied.
“No way! Let me see it.”
Replied
her husband. “OK!” She said as she lifted up her skirt.
“There it is!” She pointed to her pri- vates.
“HONEY! That is not your chest!”
“Oh, yes it is! Before we were
married it was your ‘hope’ chest.
Since we’ve been married it’s been your ‘tool’ chest.
And if I don’t get my living room set, it’s going to be the ‘communi- ty’ chest!”
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, he walked up
to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle.”
The wife was angry but said nothing.
The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, “If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
The wife grabbed her husband’s penis and replied, “and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mail- man,the garden- er, the pool man, and your brother!”
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