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A little Johnny and a little Susie attended the same school and became friends..
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken sandwich.
He said, ‘Hey, how come you’re not eating chick- en, don’t you like it anymore?’
She said ‘I love it but I have to stop eating it.’
‘ Why?’ he asked. She pointed to her lap and said ‘Cause I’m start- ing to grow little feathers down there!’
‘Let me see’ he said.
‘Okay,’ and she showed him.
He looked and said ...
‘That’s right.You are! Better not eat any more chick- en.’
He kept eating his chicken sandwich- es until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the lit- tle Susie,
‘I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I’m starting to get feathers down there too!’
She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said,
‘Oh, my God, it’s too late for you! You’ve already got the NECK and GIZZARDS’
A woman was sit- ting in her front garden, enjoying the sun and read- ing a book, when she was startled by a car that crashed through her hedge and came to rest right in front of her. Imeanacar crash that hap- pened right in front of her, no wonder she was startled.
She got up from her chair and helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
She asked the elderly driver,
“That was a shocking car crash, are you ok? It’s quite remarkable that you are still driv- ing at your age”. “Yes”, the elderly woman replied.
“I’m old enough that I don’t need a license anymore”. “Really”, the woman asked, “How is that pos- sible?”
The elderly woman replied, “Well, the last time my doctor examined me, he askedifIhada driver’s license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took a pair of scissors out of a drawer and as he cut the license into pieces he told me that I wouldn’t be needing it any- more”.
The elderly woman continued, “So, I thanked him and drove home”.
Company Offering Dog Owners $150 To Get A Canine Tattoo
By Ben Hooper
Aug. 26 (UPI) -
- A pet supply company is offer- ing to pay $150 to 100 people willing to get tat- toos of their own dogs.
BARK, the com- pany behind the popular BarkBox pet supply sub- scription
service, announc ed it will give $150 gift
cards to 100 people who agree to ink their skin with images of their canine companions.
Lauren Diener, a social media and
content manager at BARK, said the promotion was inspired by her own tattoo, which shows the ears of Stella, her 3-year-old pit bull.
Diener told The National
Desk her boss, Stacie Grisson, was so impressed "that she got BARK to pay for my tat- too."
Another cowork- er, Eliza Reinhardt, then suggested the tattoo promotion.
"A conversation wehadina
passing moment turned into this huge thing," Diener said. "That was really cool."
People interest- ed in the tattoo promotion have until Sept. 2 to "share a photo of your best bud and tell us why you want 'em for- ever on your bod."
The company's website said the winners will be selected by the "most dog- obsessed humans on the BARK payroll."
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