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Good Samaritan Stops Bank Robbery With A Hug
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar.
They talk: they connect: they end up leaving togeth- er.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apart- ment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly bears care- fully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It’s obvious that he’s taken time to lovingly arrange them, and she’s immediately touched by the amount of thought he’s put into organizing the dis- play.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the mid- dle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously mascu- line guy to have such a large col- lection of teddy bears.
She is quite
impressed by his sensitive side but doesn’t mention this to him.
They share a bot- tle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds herself thinking, “Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!”
Maybe he could be the future father of my chil- dren? She turns to him and kisses him lightly.
He responds warmly, they con- tinue to kiss,the passion builds, and he romanti- cally lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bed- room where they rip off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She’s so over- whelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she’s ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they lie together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
“Well how was it?” The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
“Help yourself to any prize from the Middle Shelf.”
A man returns home early from work one after- noon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back.
“I... um... I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible hus- band, “quick, I’ll call an ambu- lance!”
He runs down- stairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies his tearful toddler.
Enraged, the man runs back upstairs, flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother there absolutely , just as his son had said.
“You , Jim,” screams the man.
“My wife is over there having a heart attack and you’re running around scaring Johnny!”
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By GMA Team
When one California man recently walked into a regional bank, he wasn't expecting to leave as a hero.
Michael Armus Sr. was at Bank of the West depositing a check on Monday when police say 42- year-old Eduardo Placensia passed a note to a teller, claiming he had explo- sives and demanding money.
Armus said he recognized the suspect as a for-
mer neighbor and friend of his daughter and immediately knew he needed to step in. He said he heard irritation and depression in the sound of the suspect's voice.
"So, I just approached him, and I asked him, I said, 'What's wrong?... You don't have a job?'" said Armus. "He said, 'There's nothing in this town for me. Nothing in this town for me. I just want to go to prison.'"
The 69-year-old said he tried to
comfort the sus- pect and sug- gested that the two go outside. Ultimately, the situation ended in a hug.
"So, I took him outside, and I give the man a hug right here at the doors," said Armus. "He start- ed crying."
Officers arrived on the scene shortly after the gesture and arrested Placensia, for attempted rob- bery. Placensia was unarmed, according to authorities.
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