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A couple was lying in bed, ready to go to sleep when the wife suddenly sat up and said, “I’m in the mood for some 69.”
The husband, feeling frisky, hap- pily obliged and began to position himself.
But just as he was about to get start- ed, the wife stopped him and said,
“Actually, let’s make it a 68 instead.”
Confused, the husband asked, “What’s a 68?”
The wife replied, “You do it to me, and I’ll owe you one.”
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing.
Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says,
“I have one of these and you don’t.”
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are play-
ing together again.
Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says,
“I have one of these and you don’t.”
But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.
How come you’re not crying today,” asks Little Johnny.
“My mother told me,” says the little girl, pulling up her dress,
“that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.”
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honey- moons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man mar- ried a nurse.
Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”
The second man married a tele- phone operator.
Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone opera-
tors have nice voices.”
The third man married a school teacher.
Dave thinks to himself, “Poor guy, teachers are frigid.”
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse’s husband.
He sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary.'”
Then, the tele- phone operator’s husband calls and sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a telephone oper- ator.
All I heard last night was ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'”
Later that after- noon, the teacher’s husband calls and happily says, “When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was ‘We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'”
Maine Authorities Bust Illegal Marijuana Operation In China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GicUNNRf3Po
by Ariana St Pierre, WGME
China, Maine (WGME) -- Maine authorities say they raided an illegal mari- juana operation in China over the weekend, arrest- ing three people and seizing 970 plants.
The Kennebec County Sheriff’s Office says they got a tip on Saturday about a person being held against their will at 1144
Route 3 in China.
When deputies arrived, they say no one in the home was in dis- tress or being held against their will.
However, deputies say they discovered an unlicensed commercial mari- juana grow oper- ation.
Authorities seized 970 mature marijua- na plants and
many seedlings.
Three people identified as 36- year-old Changgeng Chen, 41-year- old Bing Xu, and 43-year-old Aiqin Chen were arrested.
The trio was charged with unlawful traffick- ing in schedule Z drugs.
They are being held at the Kennebec County Jail.
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