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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birth- day.
They arrive at the club and the door- man says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?
“His wife is puz- zled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.
“When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becom- ing increasingly uncomfortable and says,” How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A lap dancer then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says
“Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desper- ately to explain how the stripper must have mistak- en him for some- one else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, call- ing him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b**tch tonight, Dave.
During her physi- cal examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she
spent 3 days a week, every week, in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typ- ical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. Igotsandinmy shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The men- tal stress of it all left me shattered, so I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoor woman!"
"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer!"
Reported UFOs Over San Diego Were U.S. Navy Parachute Team Members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS8lZqwLpHs
By Ben Hooper
Nov. 7 (UPI) -
- Mysterious lights in the sky that had some San Diego resi- dents speculat- ing about UFO activity turned out to be from the U.S. Navy Parachute Team "Leap Frogs."
San Diego resi- dents posted photos and
videos of the lights to social media Sunday night, with some questioning whether the lights were UFOs flying over the city.
Nov. 7 (UPI) -
- Mysterious lights in the sky that had some San Diego resi- dents speculat- ing about UFO activity turned
out to be from the U.S. Navy Parachute Team "Leap Frogs."
San Diego resi- dents posted photos and videos of the lights to social media Sunday night, with some questioning whether the lights were UFOs flying over the city.
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