Page 17 - IAV Digital Magazine #567

iAV - Antelope Valley Digital Magazine
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
“Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny.
“Well, son” he explained,
“Your mother and I are no longer in love.”
Now more con- fused, Little Johnny asked, “What does being in love mean?”
“Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door.
Your mom and I have lost that love.”
“But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you.”
“I don’t under-
stand, son.
When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?”
“Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the drive- way, she shouts at the top of her lungs, ‘My hus- band’s home! My husband’s home!
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man mar- ried a nurse.
Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”
The second man married a tele- phone operator.
Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone opera- tors have nice voices.”
The third man married a school teacher.
Dave thinks to himself, “Poor guy, teachers are frigid.”
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse’s husband.
He sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary.'”
Then, the tele- phone operator’s husband calls and sourly says, “Don’t ever marry a tele- phone operator.
All I heard last night was ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'”
Later that after- noon, the teacher’s husband calls and happily says, “When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was ‘We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'”
Would You Eat This "Too Much Cilantro" Pizza From Pizza Hut?
YeEun Kim
If you love cilantro, you might want to try Pizza Hut's latest creation -- the "Too Much Cilantro" pizza.
Landing
in Japan, the pie comes with a thick layer of cilantro, each slice topped with at least three stalks of the herb. "The moment you
open the box, you'll be sur- prised by the fra- grance. It's a non-standard amount of cilantro to which Gen Z can't help but say: 'Wow, it's like grass is growing,'" the press release explains. Joining Pizza Hut's efforts in attract- ing a younger, Gen Z audience, the pizza addi- tionally features prawns, tomato
sauce and "yangnyeom (양 념, Korean for "sauce")" to accompany the divisive corian- der flavor.
Take a closer look at the cilantro pizza down below. The "Too Much Cilantro" pizza is available in limit- ed quantities from March 20 to April 9 at 251 of Pizza Hut's Japan locations.
iAV - Antelope Valley Digital Magazine