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A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doc- tor who was retir- ing. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman com- plains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine that woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?” “I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana
peels in the bin. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doc- tor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her. “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?”
“I did what you did at the last house. I dropped
my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's night- stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your hus- band?" he nerv- ously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he contin- ues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She whispers in his ear: "That's me before the surgery."
TikToker Helping Followers Find Free Public Bathrooms In New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiR0Tn1dBQs
By Ben Hooper
April 5 (UPI) -- A New York-based TikToker is aim- ing to help resi- dents and visi- tors with of the city's most infa- mous problems: finding a public restroom.
Teddy Siegel, 22, who runs the @Got2GoNYC account on TikTok, has dedi- cated her chan- nel to finding the locations where New Yorkers and tourists can find facilities to
relieve them- selves without making a pur- chase.
Siegel's
profile lists the free
bathrooms she has found across the five bor- oughs, and she posts videos of her findings when she inves- tigates sugges- tions from her followers.
One recent video saw Siegel dis- proving a follow- er's claim that the Plaza Hotel
would allow members of the public to use the restroom for free.
Siegel also shares access codes for cus- tomer-only rest- rooms and speci- fies which of the public facilities on her list fea- ture 24/7 access or free women's sanitary prod- ucts. She is
also operating a Google Maps list with photos and coordinates of the closest public toilets.
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