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Missouri Sheriff’s Office Pulls Over UFO Driving On I-44
Wayward Umbrella Stabs Elderly Woman On Florida Beach
By Brandon Hogan
COCOA BEACH, Fla. – An 85-year-old woman sitting with her family on Cocoa Beach was stabbed in the leg by a beach umbrella that flew into her group Saturday afternoon, accord- ing to police.
It happened around 3 p.m. near the Hilton Garden Inn, just south of Sidney Fischer Park, police said.
As the woman and her fam- ily sat on the sand, a rental umbrella owned by Flohana — a surf and beach store almost 1.5 miles south of
the hotel — dislodged from the sand “somewhere south of their location” and flew into the group, impaling the woman’s left leg, according to a report.
First responders used bolt cutters to remove the umbrella’s canopy and later used a saw to shorten the pole for transport, noting the woman lost minimal blood and never lost con- sciousness as she was hos- pitalized, the report states.
No other details about the woman’s condition had been shared at the time of this report.
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CRAWFORD COUNTY, Mo. (KY3) - The Crawford County Sheriff’s Office pulled over an out-of-this- world vehicle on I-44 Friday evening.
The vehicle: a UFO (on wheels of course)!!
“These friendly humanoids, who have come in peace, are heading west to Roswell, NM for a festival.
There was a brief conver- sation about his out of space, correction, out of state registration, but he assured us that he would take care of that issue when he returned to Krypton. He was also warned about our strict enforcement of warp speed on the interstate and to keep his phasers on stun only while traveling,” the sheriff’s office said.
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