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Man Jumps Into River To Rescue Dog In New Jersey
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GVE9BVSsUYQ
By Ben Hooper
May 20 (UPI) -
- A tense rescue was caught on camera in New Jersey when a man jumped into the Hudson River to rescue a dog.
A video
posted to Instagram shows the man, later
identified
as Cole Franchi, jumping into the river in Hoboken to retrieve anoth- er person's dog from the water.
The video shows the man follow the advice of the dog's owner and swim out past the canine to nudge the pet back to shore.
The rescue took place just a few days after a man was rescued from the river in Oyster Bay, N.Y., after jumping in to rescue a dog. The man was able to lift the dog to safety but needed help from firefighters to get back to shore.
A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls.
The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.
Nobody looks. He comes back to his friend and the friend says “try a speedo”.
So he walks up and down the beach in his speedo.
Nothing. The girls aren’t reacting.
So his buddy says “take this potato and shove it down your speedo”.
And the guy does.
He walks up and down the beach, and everyone is reacting.
Hot girls, ugly girls, the surfers, a guy walking his dog, the lifeguards, everyone.
The guy gets back and his buddy says “you were sup- posed to stick it in the front”.
A businessman went into the office and found an inex- perienced handy- man painting the walls. The handy- man was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was little strange, the businessman asked the handy- man why he was wearing the parkas
on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”
Two guys grow up together and are best of friends.
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.
They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.” “Why Hooters?”
“They have those servers that are so hot, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.” “You’re on.”
At age 42, they meet and play golf again “Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.” “Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.” “OK.”
At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty
good and there’s plenty of parking.” “OK.”
At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.” “Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, on...says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.” “Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.” “Why?”
“They have six handicapped park- ing spaces right by the door and they have senior dis- counts.”
“Great choice.”
At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.” “Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
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