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Dan married one of a pair of identi- cal twins. Less then a
year later he was in court filing for divorce.
"Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said.
"Well, Your Honor," Dan start- ed, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she
and my wife are identical twins, sometimes I'd end up making
love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some differ- ence between the two
women," the judge said.
"Exactly, Your Honor. That's why I want the divorce."
There are things in the world around us that we might consider obvious and other things that might slip our attention.
When we miss something that might be obvious to others, they may call us a name, perhaps even blonde. As it turns out, blondes not only have more fun, it seems that they are also the target of many of the funniest jokes online. Although this joke might not be exactly PC, it is sure to make you laugh
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little garden- ing, spent play- time with her son and went to bed
early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meet- ing a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her hus- band, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quiet- ly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss.
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”
NJ Animal Shelter Will Name Feral Cat After An Ex, Then Neuter It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge4YopmBwm
By NBC New York Staff
Looking to get even with some- one who dumped you? An animal shelter in New Jersey has a novel idea that's the perfect gift for an ex.
Here's a hint: It involves feral cats, and neuter- ing.
With Valentine's Day right around the corner, the Homeward Bound Pet
Adoption
Center in South Jersey announced it is running a promo- tion for the holi- day: For a $50 donation, you can name a feral cat after an ex — and then the feline will get spayed or neutered before being released back into the wild.
The shelter post- ed a flyer for their campaign on Instagram, including the line
"because
some things shouldn't breed."
It's part of the center's initiative aimed at control- ling the feral cat population through a neuter and release pro- gram.
The shelter said that full names could not be used, only first names or nick- names for the neutered name- sakes will be accepted.
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