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Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said,
“Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.”
“But officer,” replied the second blonde,
“we aren’t fishing. We all have mag- nets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bot- tom of the river.”
The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were mag- nets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it,”
said the warden,
the girl to try
again. “take all the debris
you want.” And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop,” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steel- head trout in this river?!”
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas.
So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone one thing she got.
“My daddy got me a Bow-Wow,” she said.
The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nick- names.
The teacher tells
The girl thinks real hard...”My dad got me a dog,” she said.
She sat down and aboygotupand said, “I got a choo-choo!”
The teacher scolded him and told him to try again.
The boy thought hard and said, “I got an electric train!”
That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says, “I got a book.”
The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks, “What was the title of the book?”
The boy thinks very hard.
The class waits as the boy is think- ing.
Finally, the boys face brightened and he said, “Winnie The Shit!”
Shirtless Suspect Leads LAPD On Bizarre Slow Speed Chase In Golf Cart With Dog In Lap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfkDscq_yE
NORTH HOLLY- WOOD, LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- A sus- pect was taken into custody in North Hollywood Sunday night after leading Los Angeles police officers on a slow-moving chase in a reported stolen golf cart.
According to police, officers received a call just after 9 p.m. about a robbery in the 18700
block of Ventura Boulevard. The caller said a golf cart was stolen at knifepoint, police said.
The suspect, who was shirt- less, shoeless, and was seen holding a dog in his lap, led offi- cers on a chase that reached speeds of about 19 miles per hour.
When he reached the area of Oxnard Street
and Laurel Canyon Boulevard, offi- cers were able to box the suspect in after turning into a parking lot. The suspect hopped out of the golf cart and attempted to flee while carrying the dog.
Police said he then dropped the animal and was ultimately taken into custody.
No injuries were reported.
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