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A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts: "Everyone on the ground. This is a rob- bery!". Immediately, everyone in the bank drops down with their hands on their heads except for one man reading a newspaper.
The man lowers his newspaper and begins to stare at the rob- ber with an amused look on his face.
It makes the rob- ber angry, so he walks towards the man, puts the gun to his face, and asks him: “what so funny, ha? You want to get shot?”.
The man’s amused look
turns into a smile as he answers the robber back: “You are joking right?”.
The robber, burst- ing with anger, places the gun one inch away from the man’s face and says: “Say that again. I
dare you”.
The man, who was previously completely relaxed, is now getting a bit wor- ried. He lowers his newspaper further and says: “No, really. You are not serious, are you?”.
The robber sticks the gun into the man’s forehead and threatens with a more seri- ous tone: “One more word and I swear I am pulling the trigger”.
The man, no longer
showing the slightest hint of amusement, says: “Look, there is a first time to every- thing, but this is unbelievable. Do you really have any idea of what you are doing?”.
“That’s it!” the robber snaps. “I have a gun, you are unarmed, everybody else is scared to death, and there are zero guards in here! Don’t you understand the
situation? I com- pletely got this under control!”.
At this point, the man puts down his newspaper with an honest, concerned look on his face. He looks the robber in the eye and says: “Dude, this is a blood bank
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grand- pa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"Morris," said grandma, "you've been going to that park for over 30 years, how come you get lost today?"
Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whis- pered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
The ‘World’s Smallest Chicken’ Is Taking the Chinese Pet Scene By Storm
By Spooky
Rutin chicken, a domestic hybrid dubbed ‘the world’s smallest chicken’ has become incredi- bly popular in China lately, fuel- ing a veritable pet craze.
Technically, the rutin in chicken is not a chicken. It is a cross between a quail and a partridge, but people have dubbed it the “world’s smallest chicken” and the nickname stuck. To be fair, it fits too, as the birds are about the size of an aver- age human fist and weigh only about 50 grams. They are super
cute as well, and their size makes them suitable for relatively small enclosures that come with lights, plants, stairs, and even doll- house-like sleep- ing quarters.
Rutin chickens get their name from rutin, or vitamin P, a flavonoid found in citrus fruits and several other plants, but also in the eggs of this adorable bird. And speak- ing of eggs, the birds are appar- ently very pro- ductive egg lay- ers, which only adds to their popularity. However, rutin eggs are even smaller than
quail ones and comparable to the size of a five- cent coin. Luckily, the birds lay eggs for about 300 days out of a year.
Although much more suitable to apartment condi- tions than actual chickens, thanks to their small size, rutin chick- ens do require more mainte- nance than cats and dogs. For one, the temper- ature is really important, with recommended temperatures ranging from 20 to 30 degrees Celsius for adult chickens, and from 35 to 38 degrees for chicks.
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