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Lancaster
942-5777 eddIe’s smog serVIce
10% off on Smog test only Must present this coupon 505 W. Ave. J • Lancaster (661)945-9193 (661)948-2366
royaL car WasH Full service Wash Regular: $8.99 Mon-Thurs Exterior Wash: $6.99 Mon- Thurs $2off on Works Royal TLC 2603 E. Palmdale Bl. • Palmdale (661)265-9936
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Handwashing & Detailing Available Open 7 Days Family Owned & Operated Since 1976 1120 W. Ave I • Lancaster (661) 948-3783
aVenue I cHeVron
Gas • lotto • ATm • Snacks & Groceries • Coffee • Beer & Wines • Cigarettes open 24 hrS 1860 West Ave. I • Lancaster (661)942-3917
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CarWash • Lotto • ATM • Groceries • Propane • Cigarettes • Motor oil • 1853 E. Palmdale Bl. Palmdale 272-0644
BOOk &
PERiOdiCAlS
2 matching Magazine/Phonebook metal racks for in or outside store $15ea or $25 for both • 272- 9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm334
BUSinESS
OPPORTUniTY
cLose ouT:
High Quality Ladies Pantyhose 40¢ each, Suggested Retail $3.75 each; Knee Hi’s .25¢ each, Suggested Retail $1.25. Great for Swap Meet!!! 661-944-7171
COmPUTERS
Epson, Fax, copier, printer
er. All for $100 • 943-6071381
EmPlOYmEnT
Handyman needed w/ own tools & references. Must
386 live-in • 974-5185
Now Hiring: Clerical/Receptionist need- ed to run front office. Fax resume to: 661-537-6075 or email at: lkeller@training4aod.org
Now Hiring: LCSW's, MFT's and Certified Alcohol and Drug Instructors needed to teach in Alcohol and Drug Studies Program for the weekend program in Palmdale, CA and Los Angeles, Ca locations. Fax resume to: 661-537-6075 or email at: lkeller@training4aod.org
Looking for live-in care provider, female preferred, about 30yrs old, single. Serious inquiry only • 951- 3704385
FREE room in exchange for cooking, cleaning & part time relief care giver. Must pass LiveScan for possible full time w/ pay. Female only • 789-8729385
Looking for handyman with tools & experienced $20/hr. Only knows what he is doing must apply. Must have references • 944-7171
Looking for tutors, free train-
ing • 256-6212 384
Laborers to load & unload junk & scrap in AV. $9/hr. Clean driver’s License a high plus, but not neces- sary. Must have reliable car, willing to work hard & follow orders. Must be 18 or over. Text only to Mr. Harvey @ 661-272-9273. No phone calls pls.
Hiring now! P/T house cleaner/ file clerk. 15+ hrs per week. $9.50/hr. Computer experience & clean driver license big plus but not necessary. Only serious people. Text for ongoing position. Must be over 18yrs old. Ask for Mr. Harvey • 272-9273 bet 9am- 6pm, m-f. If no answer leave message, don’t call over & over.
Local used car dealer look- ing for auto mechanic with experience. Good pay & great work environment. NO experience, pls DO NOT
Keyboard for HP computer, great cond $20 • 271-7264381
LG internal CD drive. Brand new. IDE cable included $15 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm only328
Netgear fast ethernet switch. Brand new in box $20 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am- 8:30pm only328
ElECTROniCS
Over 200pcs of records • 794-8675386
Brand new Samsung S5 smartphone • 718-7734386
Satellite radio • 350-2896386
100 DVD, great variety, no copies $100 • 760-241- 6417385
Jazz CD $2ea, aft 7pm • 974-9877385
DVD $2ea, aft 7pm • 974- 9877385
Jazz LP $2ea, aft 7pm •
974-9877
385
Ultraviolet lamp handheld. Buikt in ballast, 120 volts. has electric cord, made in USA $40 • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm385
KOSS microphone. Not wireless, has cord. Looks & works great • 272-9273 bet 8:30am-8:30pm385
Slide projector, screen & reels from 1960-70’s $88. Brand name is Grand Prix, Sold as set only. Works & looks great • 272-9273 bet
385 8:30am-8:30pm
RCA tv, 26”, older style, works perfect $30 • 943-
381 6071
25 Super Nintendo games, newer cond $20ea • 805-
451-3364 Apex color tv 27” $50 • 271-
apply • 945-6555
FASHiOn
6 Dodger’s cap, brand new
386 $4ea • 233-3389
Winter jacket, leather, xlnt
385 cond • 728-7687
Men’s shoes sizes 7.5 & 8
382 $10ea• 265-8178
New green gown, size 16
382 $70 • 266-1947
6 Bags of jewelry, $10 for all
• 947-4343 381
50prs women’s pantyhose, brand new, medium, all col-
381 ors $1ea • 943-6071
Black leather motorcycle pants, new, size 32-34 $75 •
371 943-6071
Men’s long leather coat, new cond, large $75 • 943-
369 6071
New men’s leather motorcy- cle pants, size 34x32 $75 •
943-6071 369
Women’s sparkling designer belts, rare style $1ea • 943-
369 6071
381
7264 Titanic movie, VHS, 2 packs
$20 • 943-6071
386
381
$30 • 947-4343
374
4 CD Dell operating system, Dell window screen, never been used. $100 for all •
Kodak Polycontrast filters for adding color shades to photos $23 • 272-9273 bet
Brand new Betty Boop handbag $20 • 947-4343
366
Vintage old antique jewelry, mint cond. Find it all in Bob Navy & Army store in
Mojave • 824-3333
944-0240
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8:30am-8:30pm
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07 HP computer w/ custom desk, $300 worth of extras. Comes w/ fax, printer, copi-
250
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Siri can be very helpful when you ask her the right questions.
Ask her what zero divided by zero is, however, and she'll talk you down to the point of humiliation.
"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you
are sad that you have no friends."
Thanks, Siri. I'm going to go sit in a corner alone and stuff my face with cookies, washed down by tears.
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