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Pittsburgh Group Brings Back 'Balls Out Bowling' Nude Event
By Ben Hooper
July 10 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania naturism group announced the return of "Balls Out Bowling," an annual bowl- ing event where clothing is not allowed.
The Pittsburgh Area Naturalists announced this year's Balls Out Bowling event will take place on Saturday at Pittsburgh's Crafton Ingram Lanes.
Admission to the annual event is $30, which includes four hours of unlimited bowling and shoe rental.
The group said the only clothing allowed for atten-
dees are shoes, which are required, and optional bot- toms for women.
"Please bring a towel and a bag for your belong- ings," the event page states.
The group said all partici- pants must be at least 18 years old and all genders, sexualities and bodies are welcomed."
No photos or videos are allowed during the event.
"Sexual activity is not per- mitted. Nudism does not equal consent and harass- ment will not be taken lightly. Violators will be asked to leave," the page states
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets.
"What's wrong?" the husband asks.
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A librarian is
woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call.
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
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