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A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school.
Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa thought for a minute and simplified the explanation like this.
Grandpa: Listen young one, a wife is like a TV and a girlfriend is like a phone.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your phone.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your phone.
TV is pretty much free for life, but for the phone, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big and bulky and most of the time old, But the phone is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.
Operational costs for the TV is often acceptable but for the phone, it is
often high and demanding.
TV has a remote but the phone does not.
Most importantly, the phone is a two-way commu- nication (talk and listen) but with the TV, you must only listen, whether you want to or not.
Last but not least always remember that TVs are superior because TVs don’t have viruses, but phones often do. And phones can be easily hacked or stolen.
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birth- day.
The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.
The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what? Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
Annoyed sales- person rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
‘Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made from Ken’s testicles.’
A lady goes in to take a tennis les- son, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip.
After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says “OK, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”.
After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line.
The instructor says, “Wow that’s great. Now just try taking the racket out of your mouth.”
'Don't Eat Fried Toothpicks': TikTok Trend
Sparks Health Warning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01QZ8ToWRo
South Korea's food ministry has urged people to not to eat green, fried toothpicks after TikTok users shared videos of them- selves doing so.
Once deep-fried, the toothpicks - made from either sweet potato or corn starch - resemble jade- coloured, skinny
curly fries.
Clips showing people eating them have received thou- sands of likes and shares on social media.
The clips show the toothpicks being cooked in oil and topped with seasoning such as pow- dered cheese.
"It's very crispy," one TikTok user declared.
In a post on X, the ministry of food and drug safety reminded people that the toothpicks' "safe- ty as food has not been veri- fied".
"Please do not eat [them]," the ministry added.
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