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Massachusetts Woman Records Mystery Object In The Sky
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_KXtAsN_Loc
By Ben Hooper
June 27 (UPI) -- A Massachusetts woman relaxing in her outdoor hot tub captured video when she spotted a mystery object floating in the sky.
Colleen McCormack said she was in the hot tub out- side her Pembroke home about 9 p.m. Wednesday when she spotted the object.
"I was chilling in my hot tub, I look up in the sky to see something tiny, float- ing. I'm like, 'What is that?'" she told WHDH-TV.
McCormack got her phone out and recorded video of the unusual scene.
"It looked like it was on fire or something and it was just coming down really fast," McCormack told WFXT-TV. "I have no idea
what it could have been."
The Federal Aviation Administration said there were no reports of debris in the area. Officials declined to comment on the video.
"My heart was pounding because I just looked up," McCormack said. "I'm like oh god what is about to happen right now?"
The witness said she expected to her a loud sound when the object hit the earth, but there was no noise after it disap- peared from view.
"It was really quiet. You couldn't like really hear anything. That's why I was just like more confused. When stuff flies over all the time, you hear it," she said.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly moth- er to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower gar- den.
She seems like she's doing fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over side- ways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immedi- ately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see
how the old woman is adjust- ing to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.
“It's pretty nice,” she replies.
“Except they won't let you fart”
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treat- ment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to
go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?”
“Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for me. You’ve got to help me!”
“Er ... Why don’t you take a lover?” “I have! I still don’t get enough.” “Take another lover.”
“I did. In fact, I have eight lovers – and I still don’t get enough make love!”
“Gosh, that’s an anomaly.”
“Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it’s an anomaly! They all keep telling me I’m a whore!”
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