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Four guys are in the hospital wait- ing room because their wives just had babies.
One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says,
"congratulations! You have twins!"
He replies. "That’s so weird! I work for the Minnesota Twins!"
A nurse says to the second guy, "congratulations! You have triplets!"
"This is weird," replies the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"
A nurse tells the third man, "con- gratulations! You're the dad of quadruplets!"
"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"
The last man grunts and bangs his head against the wall.
"What's wrong?" the others ask.
"I work for 7 Up!"
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demol- ished but amaz-
ingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
“So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman con- tinued,
“And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demol- ished but this bot- tle of wine didn’t break.”
“Surely God wants us to drink this wine and cele- brate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immedi- ately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
A kind farmer told the forlorn lad whose load of hay had overturned in the road, to forget his troubles and come in and have dinner with his family. "There will be time enough to clean up the load after a good meal."
The boy demurred; said he didn't think his father would like it. But the farmer persisted and won. After the meal the boy said he felt better and expressed his appreciation for the hospitality. At the same time, he was sure his father would not be happy.
"Nonsense!" said the host. "By the way," he added, "Where is your father?"
"Under the hay," was the response.
Pizza Delivery Gives Squirrel Opportunity To Invade Louisiana House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGCc_L68UtE
By Ben Hooper
Feb. 14 (UPI) -
- A Louisiana family's doorbell camera captured the moment a pizza delivery offered a sneaky squirrel the opportunity to invade their home.
Darian Herbert said she
had spotted the squirrel lurking outside her Slidell home ear- lier in the day and suspected the animal was
attempting to get inside the house.
She said her husband, Rodney, ordered pizza later in the day, and checked the camera first to make sure the squirrel wasn't still around.
She didn't see the squirrel, but when she opened the door the animal jumped out of its hiding spot at the ceiling of the porch and
dashed inside the house.
The moment was captured by
the couple's doorbell camera.
Herbert said she ran inside, stood on a chair and called for Rodney to come help.
She said the squirrel was eventually eject- ed from the house after a chaotic chase.
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