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A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What hap- pened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time weight-lifters, longshoremen,
etc. but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice ” I’d like to try the bet”
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!!
As the crowd cheered, the bar- tender paid the $1000, and asked the little man “what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?”
The scrawny little man replied “I work for the IRS.”
'Balls Out Bowling' Event Invites Bowlers To Roll In The Nude
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By Ben Hooper
March 5 (UPI) - - A Pennsylvania naturalism group announced bowlers will be able to roll in the nude at its upcoming "Balls Out Bowling" event.
The Pittsburgh Area Naturalists group announce d it has rented out Crafton Ingram Lanes in Pittsburgh for its bowling-in-the- buff event April 28.
"Nudity is required (with the exception that
women
can wear bot- toms)," the group said on the event page. "Please bring a towel and a bag for your belongings."
Anyone who wants to shed their clothes for a night of "Balls Out Bowling" needs to pur- chase a $25 tick- et in advance.
"Balls Out Bowling is the ultimate bowling experience for anyone who loves to have fun and show off their skills in the buff," the group said.
The event is open to bowling fans of all skill levels who are over age 18.
The group stressed that safety and priva- cy will be para- mount during the event, with no photography or video recording allowed.
"Sexual activity is not permitted. Nudism does not equal consent and harassment will not be taken lightly. Violators will be asked to leave," the event page states.
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