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After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her hus- band to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDE- FGHIJK.”
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!
A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked...
“Dad, what is the difference between anger and exaspera- tion?”
The father replied, “It is mostly a mat-
ter of degree.”
“Let me show you what I mean...”
With that, the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random.
As a man answered the phone, he said, “Hello, is Melvin there?”
The man answered, “There is no one living here named Melvin...”
“Why don’t you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?”
“See,” said the father to his daughter, “That man was not a bit happy with our call.”
“He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him.”
“Now watch this...”
The father dialed the same number again.
“Hello, is Melvin there?” asked the father.
“Now look here!” came the heated reply.
“You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here!”
“You’ve got a lot of nerve calling again!”
The receiver was then slammed down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said ...
“You see, that was anger.”
“Now I’ll show you what exasperation means...”
He dialed the same number again, and a vio- lent voice roared, “HELLO!”
The father then calmly said...
“Hello, this is Melvin...”
“Have there been any calls for me?”
Suitcase Lost By Airline Turns Up Four Years Later
By Ben Hooper
Jan. 12 (UPI) -
- An Oregon woman whose suitcase was lost during a United Airlines flight home from Chicago said she was reunited with the bag four years later -- and it took a detour to Central America.
April Gavin post- ed a series of videos to
TikTok explaining how her luggage was lost by the airline when she flew home from a business trip to Chicago in August 2018.
Gavin said after several months of searching, the airline informed her that the bag's disappear- ance was a mys- tery. She was compensated for some of her lost items, but not all of them, Gavin said.
Gavin said she was shocked to receive a phone call this week informing her that her suitcase had turned up at an airport in Houston. She said she was fur- ther surprised to be told it had arrived on a flight from Honduras.
"It was in Honduras. And who knows where else it went," Gavin said in the video. "But it came from Honduras. Went to Houston, Texas. They called me."
Gavin said the bag was slightly damaged and worn, but its con- tents were intact. She said United Airlines told her part of the diffi- culty in tracking the bag was that it hadn't been properly
scanned when she checked it before flying to Chicago.
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