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market for pornography. You could rent bootleg speks of all the actors who played nude scenes in movies. Frolic with Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt as they act out your commands in your own bedroom. Or you could get legal speks of new actors, filmed even more realistically in Spectervision. Scientists claimed that the images might soon have actual weight by concentrating a positively- charged, gaseous mass of protons into the negatively- charged, electromagnetic boundaries of the hologram. The prostitute industry —which was legal in 2028 — sued because they might get displaced by these STD-free, 3-D fantasies.
On the other hand, some matinee idols were suing the bootleg companies. They contended that unauthorized spek sex was a violation of their constitutional rights to privacy. Others were as pleased as paparazzi to get the renewed exposure just so long as they got a slice of the cash action.
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Dateline: Milky Way, Eternity
Newt was definitely wrong about one thing. Heaven had not gone to Hell. It existed, but in a way neither he nor anyone else could have predicted.
For instance, one fine day in Heaven Nietzsche said to Billy Graham, “God is dead.”
“How can you even think that?” asked Graham. He’d been in Heaven only a few days and wasn’t expecting religious controversy, much less from this infamous blasphemer. “I know he exists because I prayed to him just