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This is an interesting topic I know many guys would love the drawer afterwards. Cover your tracks, Mr Innocent.) to benefit from. There are so many shapes and sizes to
consider when buying the lingerie that hits all the right
straps. Aah! Yes but some don’t have straps... Ok, so you do notice some things. Surprising your baby with some sexy linge- rie can, or most certainly will take your fantasies to the next level. Think Wonder Woman in a Wonderbra. Surely you feel tingles at the thought of it. If you are anything like the everyday gentleman who politely looks away when there is an accidental showing of bits popping out, this is your golden opportunity to go into a store and buy lingerie that fits your lass like a glove.
Don’t ever make insensitive comments on her underwear and then go and buy her new ones. What I’m trying to say is notice her, pay attention to her, always. Buying her lingerie is such a good way of spicing up your sex lives, imagine her doing laundry in her lingerie, or the dishes or ironing your clothes with your tie around her neck. Different strokes for different blokes i suppose. Your imagination is all your own, and if a little hint of skin that propels you into realms that makes your heartbeat faster than the latest Skrillex single. Go and buy her lingerie. What do have you have to lose? She didn’t marry you because you buy her lingerie. And most likely she won’t divorce you for it either. Go for it!
Lingerie is a little bit tricky when it comes to buying it for some- one else. But, you are a man with many tricks up your sleeve and you welcome the challenge with glee. Salivating with glee. Easy tiger, be poised, when in the bedroom with your lady you are wel- come to lose all rationality.
But when it comes to buying the perfect lingerie you are going to have to have your wits about you in pursuit of this mission. Remember that lingerie is a very thoughtful gift, you would want to nail this one on the head.
I’m pretty sure you know what looks good on her and she is firm on what she likes, but, you do not know the lingerie lingo very well. You do have a vivid imagination and you get the picture, which means you can see and you have a heartbeat. This is a good start gents.
Now, you need to get her size. Investigate this, but try to get
it without her knowing. If she has a sister ask her, if she has a brother, don’t ask him. Then, maybe her mother. Hopefully you get on famously. Otherwise, you are gonna have to dig in the dirty laundry. Maybe this is a time to brush up on your laundering skills, but be stealthy. If you really never do laundry it might look suspi- cious but have a good diversion when she catches you with her bra in your hand. Or whilst she is out take a peak in her drawer. (Close
There are certain cuts you have to consider. Is she a thong girl or a brief girl. I have Sisqo ringing in my ears.
Ok but seriously, if you haven’t seen her in a thong don’t buy her a thong. If you decide on lace, try stick to nylon and nylon-elastene blends instead of polyester. Polyester as you know is scratchy even though it lasts longer. Go for comfort. The Peruvian pima cotton is the top shelf stuff. She will notice.
Now, does your partner like underwire or no wire? Or is she more of a pushup, lightly padded or unlined kind of minx? Important to know. So the cup sizes range from A to DD generally.(you do get bigger, go boy!) The larger the cup size the larger the lesser the padding and more underwire support will be needed.
So when it comes to choosing the right colour, i would steer clear from red and pink. Black is the new black. Neutral is the best way to go, unless you have seen her in red and this is without a doubt the colour you know both of you like. Use your own discretion here. Look out for something for a little print on the inside per- haps. Tasteful is the name of the game.
Spending a lot of money on lingerie shouldn’t cost you an arm and a leg. But lets not lose focus on the reward. We know that good quality isn’t cheap. Look out for good quality brands like Agent Provocateur, La Zensa, Simone Perele to name a few. Spend wise- ly. It normally is the french fancy lacy stuff that is really expensive. Keep it nice and classy, don’t buy the crotchless lingerie, and stay away from anything that’s described with words like “spank” or “peek-a-boo”, and no stickers, for crying out loud its not a strip show. And if it were you would like your sexy to be classy. Always.
Choosing the store to buy from is pretty simple. Follow your nose and look for the big brands Calvin Klein, Wonderbra, Triumph, you catch my drift. Buying from online boutique retailers are always a good idea. No awkward males hanging around the lingerie section, please.
The idea of buying her lingerie is not your worst idea you’ve had. It’s tricky for sure, but its not rocket science. Use your ingenuity. Give your relationship some colour and dimensions. Get some satisfaction.
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